"Some people graduate from college and get a job. Other people try to drive to 48 states in a Eurovan."
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Excerpt
Read and excerpt from the
Chapter 3: Missouri
Snake Swim Story!
Book Trailer!
Got 45 seconds to spare? See the video trailer. Snakes and flashing colors included.
Pretty Pictures
Some lovely American scenery I saw along the way.
Typos the Copyeditor Fixed
I've always wanted to write a book where I had the chance to spell "Bobblehead", "Pig 'N Poke", and "nunchucks" wrong.
Table of Contents
With 48 chapters, one for each state, some of the titles were bound to be wacky.
Bonus Pictures 1
Some behind-the-scenes photos from the journey that couldn't make it to the book.
50 State Stereotypes in 50 Seconds
Viral Video that has (almost) nothing to do with the book.
State Stereotypes - The Rejects
We couldn't stop at just 50.
12 Surprisingly Appropriate State Anagrams
Some of these fit suspiciously well...
From the Editing Room Floor: The Waffle House Conspiracy
Conquering the world... through grits. With photo evidence!
From the Editing Room Floor: New Jersey, the Suckling Fetus
Conquering the world... through grits. With photo evidence!
From the Editing Room Floor: Night of the Turkish Cleaning Ladies (Aug 2nd)
Conquering the world... through grits. With photo evidence!
Bonus Pictures 2
More behind-the-scenes shots that didn't make the book.
10 Funny Signs From Around The Country (Aug 22nd)
A few classic signs I found around the good old U.S. of A.
10 More Funny Roadtrip Pictures (Aug 8th)
And finally, these pictures have nothing to do with the story, but these gave a good laugh along the journey.
Also, see States of Confusion and Paul's appearances on
MSNBC
,
KTLA
, and
WGN
!
States of Confusion
, the ridiculous story a direction-finding road trip to all 48 contiguous states in a '93 Eurovan,
is out
!
50 State Stereotypes (in 2 Minutes)!
A little viral promo video I whipped up for the book that took off a little...
Excerpt
Read an excerpt from the
Chapter 3: Missouri
Snake Swim Story!
5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit
(Cracked)
6 Things I Learned On the Fast Track Detox Diet
(HuffPo)